So ya know those deviants who log on and are like "OMG, 2000 PAGEVIEWS, YAY!"  Ok, I don't have any problem with that. Yes, celebrate the expansion of your artwork and relish in the fact that people around the globe are taking a moment to see what you've created. Now what I get fed up with are those who log in and proclaim these findings. omg, 5000, OMG, 20,000, OMFG, 100,000. Really?? Every time I log in.... since forever, it's never been significant. But today I logged in and witnessed my 30,000th pageview....page.

This isn't to boast that i logged in and actually witnessed this black magic or the fact I have 30,000 pageviews.

I'm writing this journal to apologize to all the people I called schmucks any time I read a journal like that. I never believed you. Until today.

Today I'm a schmuck.